Monday, May 05, 2008

Snoozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I am the absolute master of the snooze button. I don't just press the snooze button each morning, I press it in style! What I mean is, some of the most bizarre justifications and reasons for snoozing come to light! I just thought I'd write down a few here that occured during exam time.

Most common reason - Its too early... I don't need half an hour to get ready... snooze!

Top 5 Not-so-common logic for snoozing

*without opening eyes* ah look... the sun hasn't risen yet.. why should i get up? I'm sure the sun will be up in a couple of mins. Let me snooozzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Oh my God! The bomb! Must press the button and dismantle the explosive device! zzzzzz.......

Hello? Hello? Wrong number! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Let me give Clueless a wake up call... speed dial, then press this button (snooze button). Yay clueless is awake! zzzzzzzzzz.......

Dream quizmaster - Which volcano exploded in the year 1883?
MG - *presses buzzer*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

Not so common logic for turning off the snooze feature

And now th great MG shall attempt what nobody else has dared to try! MG will now turn off the snooze feature in all her alarms and wake up again in precisely 5 minutes time! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

If I keep snoozing, I will waste battery. Let me turn it off. zzzzzzzzzzz.....

MG, aap snooze button kyon dabathe hain?
Dubara math poochna?! :P

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4 comments:

soleil said...

I've almost never been one to press the snooze button and go back to sleep so I must say those are pretty interesting reasons to press the snooze button. As I tell my friends, "I have no problem waking up. Staying awake is another matter altogether."

Macho Girl said...

# soleil

//I have no problem waking up. Staying awake is another matter altogether.

I second that!!! :P :P :P

Anonymous said...

lol! most people dont need a reason though :)

Clueless said...

Hee, I agree with Anon! I myself am guilty of the snoozing crime (multiple times!), but unlike you, I don't really look for a reason For me, it's a simple process of wake up, snooze, sleep. Repeated over and over again. I guess that just means you have more of a conscience than I do - at least you feel like you need to justify your crimes! ;)

And hee, it's been ages since I saw those Chlormint ads! Good times :)